Stupid...

Yesterday was down the pub enjoying a few beers. My local is located in an hotel. It is a nice pub... Four customers of this hotel were sitting at the bar. They were Americans (Note to yourself... I have nothing against Americans!!). I sat beside them and was vaguely listening to them while enjoying bubbles. They were drinking a pint of Guinness and talking bullshit. Then, after finishing the Guinness, one of them ordered four shots of Jameson whiskey. They slammed it fast. Then one of them looked at me and asked:
"Hey, how can we get a taxi to Bunratty from here?"
I told the guy that he could ask the hotel reception to order a taxi for them but I also notified the guy that the fare might be high as Bunratty is quite far from there. When I told the guy that it could cost up to fifty euros, he looked at his friends and proudly announced:
"Ok, for tonight only, and I repeat, for tonight only... I will be the designated driver!!"
What the fuck??
Anyway...
Here is the funny pic of the day...