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Minger Alert!!!

Some of you might not be familliar with the term minger. Ok, a minger is a person that is not nice to the eye. In other words... Butt Fucking Ugly. The kind of person you meet on a Friday night and you are still running on Monday morning.
A few of them are still proud enough to put up their face on the internet...
Seriously...
No fucking jocking...
Check this one out:


Ok, fair enough... That picture was certainly taken on a morning but for god sake!!! Imagine if any of you ladies woke up beside that after a night out!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
You would want to wash your eyes with bleech!!
And you think that is bad?
Wait...
Hold your breath....
Ready....
Steady...
GO:

This one actually scares the shit out of me...
Dunno...
Like the dude is gonna eat me...
Ok, and what about this one:

"Hi honey, I feel frisky tonite..."
Yeah me too, I'm fucking off to the whore house!!!
The only person when taken on picture, the photographer doesn't say cheese!!
It took about three hours to take that picture!!!
Film burned 5 times and camera exploded 6 times!!!
Wait... Wait... Wait...
Here is more:

What can you say apart...
Stay home!!! Don't come out!!!
Too dangerous!!!
Kids will throw stones at you!!!
And check this out:

At first I thought it was a dude having fun cross dressing...
But no...
no, no, no, no, no!!
It's a woman...
Well sort of.
So please...
Like these people below...

DO NOT FUCKING REPRODUCE!!!!

The Story Of Frank...

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:

(Frank Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 --! A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!


Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.
Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...

Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced ! chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?"

Judge # 3 -- Oh God.........

And Now It's Coming Back...

Or maybe it never really left...
The MULLET!!!
What on hearth were people thinking??
Here is my top 10:
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#3


#2


And finally...
#1


Only a mother can love these guys...

Motivation For Today

What Are You Worth...

Ok, I found that website (Click Here)... It's a website where you can calculate the average salary against a profession. For example enter "Carpenter" in the search criteria, click on search and the result shows an average of $31,000, as the picture belows show:

Ok, now according to this website...
Sex Offender are making $42,000:

And obviously... A thief will do much more:

Now try it yourself... Be imaginative... How much can an idiot make? Rapist? Even Bush. Well for Bush, check the related jobs... Hilarious!!

Stupid...

Yesterday was down the pub enjoying a few beers. My local is located in an hotel. It is a nice pub... Four customers of this hotel were sitting at the bar. They were Americans (Note to yourself... I have nothing against Americans!!). I sat beside them and was vaguely listening to them while enjoying bubbles. They were drinking a pint of Guinness and talking bullshit. Then, after finishing the Guinness, one of them ordered four shots of Jameson whiskey. They slammed it fast. Then one of them looked at me and asked:
"Hey, how can we get a taxi to Bunratty from here?"
I told the guy that he could ask the hotel reception to order a taxi for them but I also notified the guy that the fare might be high as Bunratty is quite far from there. When I told the guy that it could cost up to fifty euros, he looked at his friends and proudly announced:
"Ok, for tonight only, and I repeat, for tonight only... I will be the designated driver!!"
What the fuck??
Anyway...
Here is the funny pic of the day...